Dec 22, 2025

At the end of Home Alone 2, doesn't it piss you off when at the end all the kids just go fucking nuts and opens all the presents at the same damn time? Duncan's Toy Chest delivered to their $10,000 a night hotel room, like, just chill out and have some respect. Little brats. Anyways, Chris and Steve have respect for...

Dec 15, 2025

Wake up babe, Taco Bell just dropped another abomination unto the Lord! It's a Mountain Dew Pie this time. Chris and Steve are trying it! Babe? BABE? OH NO BABE DIED OF BOREDOM

Dec 8, 2025

I assume everyone at one point in their life has sat on a public park bench and thought: "Who would win in a fight? Angela from The Office or Pikachu? And also what are two boring men's opinions on 24 different types of snack food?" Well, wonder no longer, listener. Chris and Steve have you covered for nearly 3 hours...

Dec 23, 2024

"Ho Ho Ho"?! More like "Bro Bro Bro" because bros everywhere will weep when they hear what cool gifts Chris got Steve this year and what gifts for children Steve got Chris this year! Everyone else outside of bros will be mildly amused!

Dec 19, 2024

The polar bears would be spinning in their frozen graves if they tried this shit